eyecatcher
05-01-2007, 10:26 AM
After working most of her life Grandma finally
retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
to bring a list of all the medicines that had been
Prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these,
his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a
prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do
You realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" Yes, they
help me sleep at night. " "Mrs. Smith, I assure you
there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's
knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I
grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice
that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . And
believe me, it helps me sleep at night. "
You gotta love Grandmas!
retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
to bring a list of all the medicines that had been
Prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these,
his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a
prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do
You realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" Yes, they
help me sleep at night. " "Mrs. Smith, I assure you
there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's
knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I
grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice
that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . And
believe me, it helps me sleep at night. "
You gotta love Grandmas!