Dining

[theeyes]

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look
good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter
replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones
de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning A delicacy!"

The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter
replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place
your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you served yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
the bull, he wins"