Backwoods-Savage
03-06-2007, 10:30 AM
Practice does not make perfect. A married woman will take ten times longer to get ready to make love than any single chick.
Sex was invented before words. That’s why there are no words to describe the way it feels.
Foot stool: A twelve inch bowel movement.
Horizon: A harlot getting out of bed.
We heard that our Congressman has put his mistress on his payroll. We’re used to hiring legislators to screw the people, but now we have to pay people to screw the legislators too.
Clothes don’t make a woman, but the better ones show how she is made.
The egotist thinks he’s an asset to the human race. At least he has the first three letters right.
Sex was invented before words. That’s why there are no words to describe the way it feels.
Foot stool: A twelve inch bowel movement.
Horizon: A harlot getting out of bed.
We heard that our Congressman has put his mistress on his payroll. We’re used to hiring legislators to screw the people, but now we have to pay people to screw the legislators too.
Clothes don’t make a woman, but the better ones show how she is made.
The egotist thinks he’s an asset to the human race. At least he has the first three letters right.