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RIVER LADY
03-05-2007, 02:57 PM
Ok, this isn't a joke, but it was so darn funny I just have to share it with you all.

Camaraderie is one of the best parts of heading north to play out side. It can also bring about some of the best laughter of the weekend. So, I just gotta tell you guys about our venture North East this past weekend.

First let me give you some details so you really get the gist of it. I'm driving the truck with my friend, we'll call her Jane, in the passenger seat, three men in the back of the truck. Jane has a fake front tooth. It is what they call a flipper, you can take it in and out.

So here we are heading up to the Au Sable to see if we can get into some steelhead. Jane askes me, did you take a different way? I replied, no same way we always take. We continue on and she says, "oh yeah I remember that place:. A couple more minutes goes by and she raises her right hand and calls out "LAST CALL FOR VASELINE". :SHOCKED: Yep, she said it. I looked at her and asked, did you just say "last call for vaseline"? Before she could even answer me, the men in the back seat all hollar out at the same time........."STOP THE TRUCK"!!!!.LOL. With her embarrassement showing clearly on her face, and in her laughter she attempts to defend herself with this.........Yes, that's what I said but I ment to say "Last call for gasolline" but, my flipper came loose.:dizzy: :lol: Of course, one of the guys doesn't skip a beat and repliles, "My flipper came loose too, where's the vaseline".

Well needless to say I could barley see where I was going with all the tears of laughter rolling down my face.
And of course, she was the butt of the jokes for most of the weekend.

Camaraderie, you just gotta love it. :lol:




CFHTA
03-05-2007, 03:10 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This reminds me of the 1st time I met my inlaws.. they were watching TV, and my husband ( BF at the time ) and I came into the room. They were watching TV.. and I said " isn't that Courtney Love Cox ".. my sister in law says.. " NO! that's Courtney Cox Arquette " LMAO!! It was AWFUL.

I was the joke for at least a year!

My regards to your friend ;)

tommytubular
03-05-2007, 03:55 PM
next time I spend any amount of time with you river lady.....I'm keeping my mouth shut...

I will also never mention Dora the Explora, paper burger kings crowns or putting on my hunting pants backwards.....for fear of public internet humiliation

poor Jane...the things she must deal with while you are around

Supa Roosta
03-06-2007, 05:35 AM
And of course, she was the butt of the jokes for most of the weekend.

Nooooo,, noooooo,, I'm not even going there....:evil:

RIVER LADY
03-06-2007, 06:37 AM
next time I spend any amount of time with you river lady.....I'm keeping my mouth shut...

I will also never mention Dora the Explora, paper burger kings crowns or putting on my hunting pants backwards.....for fear of public internet humiliation

poor Jane...the things she must deal with while you are around

:lol: :lol: Now Tom, you know you would have loved to have been there for that one.

I don't think I'll be running into Dora too much anymore. Now Bob however, I think she likes him.:evil: :lol: :lol:

RIVER LADY
03-06-2007, 06:38 AM
Nooooo,, noooooo,, I'm not even going there....:evil:

Thank god.:cwm27:

john warren
03-06-2007, 08:04 AM
he he he he....she said "butt"Ok, this isn't a joke, but it was so darn funny I just have to share it with you all.

Camaraderie is one of the best parts of heading north to play out side. It can also bring about some of the best laughter of the weekend. So, I just gotta tell you guys about our venture North East this past weekend.

First let me give you some details so you really get the gist of it. I'm driving the truck with my friend, we'll call her Jane, in the passenger seat, three men in the back of the truck. Jane has a fake front tooth. It is what they call a flipper, you can take it in and out.

So here we are heading up to the Au Sable to see if we can get into some steelhead. Jane askes me, did you take a different way? I replied, no same way we always take. We continue on and she says, "oh yeah I remember that place:. A couple more minutes goes by and she raises her right hand and calls out "LAST CALL FOR VASELINE". :SHOCKED: Yep, she said it. I looked at her and asked, did you just say "last call for vaseline"? Before she could even answer me, the men in the back seat all hollar out at the same time........."STOP THE TRUCK"!!!!.LOL. With her embarrassement showing clearly on her face, and in her laughter she attempts to defend herself with this.........Yes, that's what I said but I ment to say "Last call for gasolline" but, my flipper came loose.:dizzy: :lol: Of course, one of the guys doesn't skip a beat and repliles, "My flipper came loose too, where's the vaseline".

Well needless to say I could barley see where I was going with all the tears of laughter rolling down my face.
And of course, she was the butt of the jokes for most of the weekend.

Camaraderie, you just gotta love it. :lol:

Supa Roosta
03-06-2007, 08:21 AM
he he he he....she said "butt"

yeah, butt, heh,heh,,, heh,heh and Vas-O-line,, heh,heh,, heh,heh:corkysm55 :p

Backwoods-Savage
03-06-2007, 10:25 AM
Flipper or zipper?

RIVER LADY
03-06-2007, 10:30 AM
Flipper or zipper?

Well I guess both.

Her flipper popped out and his zipper popped open.:lol: :lol:

chinamigarden
03-06-2007, 12:56 PM
A freudian slip is one you substitute one word for a mother.


Yeah a friend of mine once had one of those embarassing slip of the tongues. He meant to say to his wife "please pass the potatoes" But what came out was "You ruined my life you blood sucking b***h"

A mistake he is still trying to live down.