severus
03-04-2007, 09:46 PM
Barry returned from a doctor's visit and told his wife that he had only 24 hours to live
Wiping away her tears he said, "Make love to me?" and of course she agreed.
6 hours later Barry said, "I only have 18 hours to live maybe we could make love again?" She agreed and they again made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed and realized he now had only 8 hours of life left. "Honey, please, just one more time before I die?" She agreed, then afterwards rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, tossed and turned until he had only 4 more hours to live. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked, "Honey, I only have 4 hours left, Could we....?"
His wife sat up angrily, turned to him and said....
"Look Barry, I'm not being funny.................. but I have to get up in the morning and you don't!"
Wiping away her tears he said, "Make love to me?" and of course she agreed.
6 hours later Barry said, "I only have 18 hours to live maybe we could make love again?" She agreed and they again made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed and realized he now had only 8 hours of life left. "Honey, please, just one more time before I die?" She agreed, then afterwards rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, tossed and turned until he had only 4 more hours to live. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked, "Honey, I only have 4 hours left, Could we....?"
His wife sat up angrily, turned to him and said....
"Look Barry, I'm not being funny.................. but I have to get up in the morning and you don't!"