Bluegill Bob
03-02-2007, 10:00 AM
Ted was drinking in a bar when the guy sitting beside him fell off his stool.
Ted helped him back up, but soon he fell off again.
"How about if I take you home, buddy?" asked Ted.
The drunk agreed.
On the way to the car, he fell twice more.
When Ted got him home, the poor man fell again just walking up the sidewalk.
Ted rang the bell and a woman answered the door.
Ted said, "Ma'am, your husband was too drunk to come home on his own, so I drove him."
She looked puzzled. "Where's his wheelchair?"
Ted helped him back up, but soon he fell off again.
"How about if I take you home, buddy?" asked Ted.
The drunk agreed.
On the way to the car, he fell twice more.
When Ted got him home, the poor man fell again just walking up the sidewalk.
Ted rang the bell and a woman answered the door.
Ted said, "Ma'am, your husband was too drunk to come home on his own, so I drove him."
She looked puzzled. "Where's his wheelchair?"