George Carlin's Solution on Saving Gas

[Springer4Ever]

>George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
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>Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
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>Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would
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>be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
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>Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
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>an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
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>some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
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>then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
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>he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become
>a
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>citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be
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>taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
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>immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
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>trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
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>them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If
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>you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your
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>friends. I just did.

[gregm]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

God love George Carlin!!!!

I've always said the best way to solve prison overcrowding is turn offenders loose in Iraq. Kill 10 isurgents and you get 1 year off of your sentence. Combine that with the Immigrant proposal and you solve three problems.

Man....I can hear the ACLU now, no wait, their too busy downloading child pornography (their leader was caught with child porn)