Parking

[Backwoods-Savage]

On a lonely road, a young man's car suddenly stopped. He got out, looked under the hood and then got back into the car. "I can't understand this. It looks like all the gas is suddenly so full of water the car isn't going to run at all," said the young man.

His girlfriend said coolly, "I'll tell you how to fix it. Slide over close to me and give me a great big kiss. Then you start using your hands to explore me. I'll give you a hard slap to the face and you'll be amazed at how fast that gas clears right up. Then you can start the car an take me home!"

[RIVER LADY]

Some men think they are so slick.:lol: :lol:

[Backwoods-Savage]

Oh ya! Well lately my love life is like a postal service. I give women money for first class treatment, and they usually tell me to get lost.

[RIVER LADY]

:lol: :lol:

[waterfoul]

Oh ya! Well lately my love life is like a postal service. I give women money for first class treatment, and they usually tell me to get lost.

My problem with this is: I have an UNCANNY sense of direction... and have NEVER been lost in my life. So the woman is then asking me to do something I just cannot do... no matter how hard I try. Is that stalking??? :lol: :confused:

[Trout King]

Ahhh...reminds me of the good ol' Gravel Pit days back in Ionia...some good times :evil:

[mrblugil]

I remember a gravel too out your way,St Charles or Chesaning area,brings back some pleasant memories on this @#$%^ day:lol: :fish: