Two drunks

[Backwoods-Savage]

Two drunks were laying on the curb watching a bug crawl along. The first guy gave it a studious squint and proclaimed, "It's a bug." The second drunk put his face right on top of the insect and then declared, "It's a lady bug." The first guy mlled that over for a while and decided, "It's just a cheap beatle. There ain't no lady who would let you look that close."



There's a big difference between the Panama Canal at rush hour and a sappy steetwalker. The Panama Canal is a busy ditch....