Titus A. Drumm

[Backwoods-Savage]

Did you hear about the fellow who woke up constipated. He was an optimist and just thought about all the money he'd save on toilet paper.

[chinamigarden]

I'll have to tell that one to my accountant, Owen Cash

[Bluegill Bob]

No but I did hear about a constipated mathematician that worked it out with a pencil.