Arkansas Hogs

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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of
the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one
for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, Sir."