RIVER LADY
02-21-2007, 03:01 PM
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.
> At the
> station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women
> buy
> just one ticket.
>
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
> one of
> the men.
>
> Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
> but all
> three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly
> after
> the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
> tickets. He
> knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket
> in hand.
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,
> After the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
> and save
>
> some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket
for
> the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women
> don't buy any ticket at all!!
>
> "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
man.
>
> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
> toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the
way.
> Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her
> toilet and walks
> Over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> Men think they are so slick.:lol:
>
>
> At the
> station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women
> buy
> just one ticket.
>
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
> one of
> the men.
>
> Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
> but all
> three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly
> after
> the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
> tickets. He
> knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket
> in hand.
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,
> After the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
> and save
>
> some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket
for
> the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women
> don't buy any ticket at all!!
>
> "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
man.
>
> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
> toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the
way.
> Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her
> toilet and walks
> Over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> Men think they are so slick.:lol:
>
>