Physical exam

[RIVER LADY]

> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a
> sperm count as part of
> >his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar
> and said, "Take this jar
> >home
> >and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The
> next day the 85-year-old
> >man
> >reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the
> jar, which was as clean
> >and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked
> what happened and the
> >man
> >explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I
> tried with my right hand,
> >but
> >nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
> nothing. Then I asked
> >my
> >wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
> with her left, still
> >nothing.
> >She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
> then with her teeth out,
> >still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady
> next door and she tried
> >too,
> >first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
> tried squeezin' it
> >between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor
> was shocked! "You asked
> >your
> >neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us
> could get the jar
> >open."