RIVER LADY
02-13-2007, 11:10 AM
After retiring I went to the Social Security office to apply for benefits. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman I was sorry and that I had to go home and I'd be back later with my wallet.
The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said: "You should have dropped your pants. You would have gotten disability too!"
The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said: "You should have dropped your pants. You would have gotten disability too!"