Respect "Property" Rights!

[icemancometh]

I recently discovered this forum and unfortunately my first post is going to be a rant. I have been ice fishing Saginaw Bay for many years and have always respected the property of others and gone out of my way to introduce others to this wonderful sport. This past week I took a friend who has never ice fished before to my shanty and found it vandalized. Somebody apparently thought it would be humorous to treat my shelter as a construction site port-o-let. A more disgusting scene I could not imagine. I can't imagine a fellow sportsman being responsible and can only believe that a few local kids have tired of playing in the snow. I sincerely hope that none of you have experienced anything similar.

[WALLEYEvision]

...Somebody apparently thought it would be humorous to treat my shelter as a construction site port-o-let. A more disgusting scene I could not imagine...
That sucks! Leaving your shanty on the ice is a crap shoot. If you lock it, chances are pretty good it's going to get broken into. If you leave it open, things like this could happen. If this was an uncommon occurence, I'm sure portable shanties wouldn't be nearly as popular as they are. If I ever make a permanent shanty, it's gonna have a detachable floor. Sorry to hear the news.

[bigbob]

that is to bad something like that happened, things are not what they used to be when we were young. these were kids that had timeouts in place of spankings. i still believe in spankings in fact i make my wife spank me at least 1 or 2 times a weak :evilsmile ( hon Ive been a bad boy again ):evil: -bob

[jig head]

iceman
first of all welcome to the site.
second sorry to hear your misfortune.
I have never had good luck leaving a shanty on the bay.

[Reel Fishn]

Having grown-up on the Bay and having to pick up all the trash that the ice fisherman leave on the ice every year is a joke.(hundreds of lbs per year) You are not suppose to lock an ice shanty on the Saginaw Bay, just so you know. But locked or not people do not respect the bay like they should, be it our water treatment plants, or the people who use it.

I have been fishing the Bay since 1971 and we have a great fishery, I just wish we would all use it wisely.

Hopefully the ice gets a little better so we can get out there after some nice fish!!!!

Mark

[walleyeman2006]

ive had about everthing and anything happen to my shanty when i had a wood one out there not worth getting excited over...ive seen a portable left on the river for a long time now though and thats one trusting guy doing that but his shantys still there.......allways been common to leave shantys unlocked incase some needs shelter or just wants to fish ...that and if you lock it its telling someone theres something worht steeling in it

[Ole Spike]

Sorry to hear about this disgusting act. Unfortunately, I had a similarly vile act performed in my deer blind a few years ago. :mad:

[Enigma]

I thought those were all port a potty's out on the ice maybe some one forgot there immodiums ADs.By the way do they need to chew there corn better.You should of check every body a the lot for socks to find the culprit. L.O.L I feel bad for you.I.d be pissed

[ice bandit]

thats inconsiterat of other people to do that, its just wrong

[catfishtom210]

Man that is low.....dropping a deuce in someone's shanty.....almost like someone taking a dump in your living room! In case it was someone's "emergency" instead of vandalism you might want to leave a bucket and garbage bag(s) in there. I could see someone having such an emergency and this would save a lot of grief!

As to imagining anything more disgusting, what if the slob who did it was still "dropping friends off at the pool" when you opened the door? :yikes: Of course the beating you could have delivered might have brought you some "grief reduction"!

[catfishtom210]

That sucks! Leaving your shanty on the ice is a crap shoot. If you lock it, chances are pretty good it's going to get broken into. If you leave it open, things like this could happen. If this was an uncommon occurence, I'm sure portable shanties wouldn't be nearly as popular as they are. If I ever make a permanent shanty, it's gonna have a detachable floor. Sorry to hear the news.


WEV.....was this an unintended pun? crapshoot? :lol:

[icemancometh]

Wow, I had no idea this was such a wide spread problem. Instead of just bitching about it, I have decided to declare jihad on these jackalls. I spent a large portion of my weekend freezing my butt off in a white out waging the first stage of my campaign. Seeing as I gave up hunting whitetails a few years back and still have my game camera, my shanty has now been cleaned, disinfected, and is being monitored by a concealed camera that would make Steven Spielberg proud. God help the next scumbag who decides to "port-a-let" my shanty. I can assure you I won't be turning video over to the authorities, but will act as sole judge, jury, and executioner.

p.s. A certain poster to this thread who shall at this time remain nameless revealed some info that has peaked my interest - you know who you are.

[catfishtom210]

Your "mystery poster" comment has peaked my interest! I can assure you I know nothing more about this incident as I haven't been on Saginaw Bay for over 15 years!:lol:

As to someone going all Jack Bauer here I'd be careful about this. You don't really want to kill someone do you? (I could see torturing them like Jack does but....) The most likely result of your "stake out" is that you will be less one game camera pretty soon! If word gets out you could have guys looking in shanties for the camera.

Check out the thread on locking your shanty and follow some of the common sense advice there to protect your shanty and yourself!

[Marrble Eyes]

I can see the Wanted Poster now...


WANTED: Dastardly Deuce Dropper

If you can provide the identification of this ArseHole, who left his brains in my Ice Shanty Please Call the Hotline...

<Insert Picture of Sphincter>

:lol:

[ScavengerMan]

It really stinks what sportsmen have to go through these days when it comes to all the scum bags out there. A sign of the times I suppose.....

[drake32]

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yes it does Stink!!:lol:

[icemancometh]

2 things I have never done:

1.) Heard the term "dropping a deuce"
2.) "dropped a deuce" in someone else's shanty


2 things I have done:

1.) Installed a game camera in a shanty to catch a "deuce dropper"
2.) Eagerly awaited the day that I get to develop said pictures

[dr.duke]

2 things I hope you never do:

1. Have game camera stolen
2. Be foiled by the bowel bandit again.

[quest32a]

2 things I have never done:

1.) Heard the term "dropping a deuce"
2.) "dropped a deuce" in someone else's shanty


2 things I have done:

1.) Installed a game camera in a shanty to catch a "deuce dropper"
2.) Eagerly awaited the day that I get to develop said pictures
I would be way more worried about someone stealing my game camera than I ever would someone taking a dump in my shanty.

[catfishtom210]

Two things I hope you never do...again:

1. build a shanty out of an old port-o-let

2. forget to stock the toilet paper roll when you leave your/our shanty;)

One thing you could do:

Go on the ice fishing tournament circuit with UPS as your sponsor! You know: "What can brown do for you!" And paint a giant 2 on your shanty so people can cheer you on: Go Number 2!!

Sorry, the adolescent in me finally took over!;)

[Enigma]

I've never dropped a deuce but quite afew quad's and left my calling card it was a white tube sock hanging, But now I always carry a clip I got tired of useing up all my sock's and cutting out all my pant's pockets.I carry roll's of toilet paper like bandoleers now I guess with age the colon gets bad.But I'm only 27 ya right.

[bigbob]

Two things I hope you never do...again:

1. build a shanty out of an old port-o-let

2. forget to stock the toilet paper roll when you leave your/our shanty;)

One thing you could do:

Go on the ice fishing tournament circuit with UPS as your sponsor! You know: "What can brown do for you!" And paint a giant 2 on your shanty so people can cheer you on: Go Number 2!!

Sorry, the adolescent in me finally took over!;) lol nice:lol:

[JimDandy]

do you think the poo painter had ibs? Seriously, only takes common sense to figure out to always take 2 essential things; a trash bag and toliet paper. Everyone ice fishing uses common sense right?

[Coldwater Charters]

I would get DNA testing done

[icemancometh]

America's Top Ten most notorious Serial Criminals:

10.) Jack the Ripper
9.) The Zodiac Killer
8.) "BTK"
7.) The Green River Assasin
6.) The Night Stalker
5.) Ted Bundy
4.) The Boston Strangler
3.) Son of Sam
2.) Jeffrey Dalmer

and America's (and Michigan's) most notorious criminal mind......................................

The Dastardly Deuce Dropper
aka The Bowel Bandit
aka The Poo Painter

He has often been sighted quickly leaving Shanty's on Saginaw Bay and always leaves the same calling card. He never has toilet paper on his person and is noted for his lake of aim and wide shot patterns. If seen please check for missing pockets and only 1 sock. He only commits his vial acts when Saginaw Bay is frozen solid leading authorities to believe he summers in other areas. He has been known to occassionally throw authorities off his trail by "dropping a quad". Authorities have stated that the crime scenes left behind are said to make the most hardened criminal investigators lose their lunch. Bay City Police say he is very fond of eating corn. Private citizens have set up survaillence in hopes of catching this menace in the act. If you have any info on the whereabouts of The Dastardly Deuce Dropper please contact Icemancometh forthwith.

[Ole Spike]

Don't know if this helps, but last weekend I saw suspicious individual in the same area. He was hunched over, walking funny, had a desperate look on his face, and was headed towards some shanties! :lol:

[icemancometh]

Ole Spike if you had just been a bit more vigilant "Triple D" (dastardly deuce dropper) wouldn't have foiled the authorities again. I think I'll have to get in touch with that guy from America's Most Wanted and see if we can set up a hotline to catch this scumbag. Anybody work for the NSA? If we could just get a little satellite time to check out Saginaw Bay this weekend I'll bet we could get a good heat signature on his cheeks as he's leaving the scene of another dropping.

[icemancometh]

Gonna wrap up in about 5 layers of Cabela's and bear the 18 degree temps tomorrow and trek out to the ole Shanty to see if Triple D has paid another visit. If he has I'll be posting the action photos Monday. America's Most Wanted eat your heart out.

[dr.duke]

Man--that will be some funny footage.

[catfishtom210]

You'll probably find a picture of Jack Bauer....he's gotta be on to this case by now! Zoe's got the satellite surveillance going.... :lol:

Any other guesses as to who we might find "captured on film"!?

[catfishtom210]

Another thought....too bad with today's technology you couldn't monitor from online! You could post a link (pileocorn.com?). Then we could actually watch someone steal your camera!:yikes:

[icemancometh]

Game camera has been activated. Developing picture today. Evidence to follow....................

[icemancometh]

Game Camera has been activated. Developing picture today. Evidence to follow.................

[icemancometh]

Shot of evidence. Game pic to be available soon.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/silentkiller_photo/poop.jpg

[Marrble Eyes]

Maybe you need to leave them an old sock to wipe with , but First you could soke it in Habenaro Juice for a day or two.:evilsmile

[Enigma]

Is that a foot print,doe's it belong to big foot?

[LivingLegend]

You call that a duce.Not even a sock.

[icemancometh]

Here's Triple D leaving the scene of the crime. Has anyone else spotted him or can anyone identify? Yowie was written in urine by my shanty. Does anyone know what this means? It sounds vaguely native American.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/silentkiller_photo/bigfoot.jpg

[LivingLegend]

It sounds like something I heard ice fish on the tittabawassee river caughting nothing but carp lately.I think I saw that running down the river.

[catfishtom210]

Maybe you need to leave them an old sock to wipe with , but First you could soke it in Habenaro Juice for a day or two.:evilsmile


This is the best idea! A good compromise between leaving a garbage bag, bucket, and toilet paper, and nothing! You could soak a roll of TP in something "spicy" and leave it there. Make sure your buddies know the roll that looks like it was wet is not to be used. If someone is desperate enough (or as in the case of DDD, dastardly enough) to leave a surprise in your shanty then you give them a surprise for later! Imagine sitting on a bucket with that! Cue the Johnny Cash....Ring of Fire! "Burn, burn, burn....." :lol:

[William H Bonney]

Ya know,, I watched this thread the first couple days knowing that some great lines would be coming outta this. Then I lost track of it until today,, I'm glad you have a sense of humor about.

[LivingLegend]

I have to agree this was a very funny thread I hope you catch the petite pooper because there's no way that evidence was left by a full grown beer chugging chili eating ice fisherman.

[JJ Mac]

Authorities are now asking Triple D to come forward.

It is suspected that he may be the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

[Ole Spike]

Yeah, that evidence is a pretty weak deuce. Coming from a dude with Triple D's reputation, I had expected something a little more.........impressive. Therefore, we can safely dedeuce :lol: that the Triple D is not an ice fisherman at all. The evidence simply does not support the theory that Triple D consumes the typical ice fisherman diet of mass quantities of beer, beef jerky, chili, brats, sardines, greasy potato chips, and candy bars.

[Enigma]

Did the culprit leave behind a disigner sock maybe it was a want a be ice fisherman yuppy who eat's tofu and things like that.

[COHO]

looks like someone is having too many bran muffins and not enough KORN:eek:

[icemancometh]

After loads of research I have dedeuced the following:

-- Triple D is NOT Anna Nicole's child's bastard father (even he wouldn't do that skank) Although it has been reported in several grocery store tabloids that he is the one who gave Britney a nasty case of herpes

-- Triple D must be in an emaciated state from lack of food availible after all the snow, which leads me to believe that nobody leaves food in their shanty which he could eat, process, and then deposit in my shanty

-- When the smelt run kicks in I feel certain that Triple D will regain his reputation as Michigan's premier Duece Dropper, the fact that he's being reffered to as the petitte pooper must be killing his ego


None of this changes the fact that someone from the homo species **** IN MY SHANTY and I had to spend 2 hours of my life cleaning it up!

[icemancometh]

It seems a concerned citizen has come forward with an offer to hunt down Triple D before the smelt run starts and he is still weak from hunger. This anonymous hunter claims to have an ego as big as a deuce and will "do the work" to make an ethical kill.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/silentkiller_photo/barta.jpg

[hamburglar]

I've never dropped a deuce but quite afew quad's and left my calling card it was a white tube sock hanging, But now I always carry a clip I got tired of useing up all my sock's and cutting out all my pant's pockets.I carry roll's of toilet paper like bandoleers now I guess with age the colon gets bad.But I'm only 27 ya right.

I almost wet myself reading the new use of "pants pockets" never heard of that!

[metro49]

I heard the FBI has taken over the case. They have some evidence that shows he may be planning a "dirty bomb" attack in the near future. The only lead they have so far is an eye witness said the "Deucer" left skid marks and a nuggett trail while leaving the scene. Forensic experts have been called in to examine the tracks for more clues. More news at 11:00.

[metro49]

So what's the latest on the Ice House Deucer?? I haven't heard anything in a couple of days. I thought this thread had some legs to it.

I have to admit that when Iceman first posted, I thought what a crappie person to do something like that. (Pun intended) And I still do think someone has to be a real low life to do such a rotten thing, however when I saw some of the posts afterward, I just had to see a little humor in the whole story. Sorry Iceman.

It appears that the turd burglar has gotten away with the dirty deed this time.:lol:

[icemancometh]

Patience Metro, Patience. Triple D is still on the loose, the ice is still thick, and my shanty is still as inviting as ever. I plan on checking the game camera again today and as usual I'll post all footage unedited. In the meantime, I got my newest Cabela's catalog yesterday and was thrilled to see that they have some new additions to the ice fishing apparel section - The Triple D signature series pant, designed specifically for the corn eating ice fisherman who has a case of Deuce droppingitis. Some of the features of this pant are:

- "quick release" waist, great for those times when every second truly does count

- zip out pockets for those times when no paper is readily availible (replacements availible for $4.95 plus S&H)

- extra compartments for holding cans of corn, rags, and various fiber tablets

- pants will not hinder leg movement when escape is critical and speed is of the upmost importance

- small anal opening for those frigid Michigan mornings where overexposure to windchill can lead to severe rectal frostbite

- availible in many sizes, including XXXXXL (referred to as the Yeowi model)

- optional urine bag for those times when front side leakage is just unavoidable

- dysentary model comes standard with thigh guards to avoid "splashback"

- these pants have undergone numerous field tests and are reccomended for deuce or quad dropping and are guaranteed never to leave a poop in your boots.

coming soon - the self contained "deuce droppers pole" designed for ice fisherman who are in environments where no trees are availible to hold on to. This pole easily penetrates the ice to give the pooper a firm pole with custom grips standard - availible in several models from the "lightweight" for those kiddies out there all the way up to the "fiber lovers special" for those Lower GI tract warriors. No shanty should be without one.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/silentkiller_photo/pants.jpg

[Enigma]

I did leave out one thing it was bad when I left the woods or fishing with no socks no pants pockets,But the time's I left with a half shrit and no sleeves that was bad and embarrassing so I hope they make shrit to go with those bibs.But then I will always carry my bandoleers filled with clips of toilet paper.I have full clip every where boat, car, hunting coat.

[icemancometh]

Ah, the international deuce droppers wardrobe - clothes that have been cannibalizid in the name of a good wipe.

If 2 droppers pass on the street with clothes that have been sacrificed for a deuce, they will always give a knowing nod of respect and head to the cubbard for another serving of whole kernel corn. While the average Gander Mountain shopper is laying down big cash on the latest high tech clothing, a true deuce dropper will buy in bulk at the shopping club, knowing full well that it will more often than not end up lying on the ice in someone
else's shanty. :yikes:

[metro49]

Patience Metro, Patience. Triple D is still on the loose, the ice is still thick, and my shanty is still as inviting as ever. I plan on checking the game camera again today and as usual I'll post all footage unedited. In the meantime, I got my newest Cabela's catalog yesterday and was thrilled to see that they have some new additions to the ice fishing apparel section - The Triple D signature series pant, designed specifically for the corn eating ice fisherman who has a case of Deuce droppingitis. Some of the features of this pant are:

- "quick release" waist, great for those times when every second truly does count

- zip out pockets for those times when no paper is readily availible (replacements availible for $4.95 plus S&H)

- extra compartments for holding cans of corn, rags, and various fiber tablets

- pants will not hinder leg movement when escape is critical and speed is of the upmost importance

- small anal opening for those frigid Michigan mornings where overexposure to windchill can lead to severe rectal frostbite

- availible in many sizes, including XXXXXL (referred to as the Yeowi model)

- optional urine bag for those times when front side leakage is just unavoidable

- dysentary model comes standard with thigh guards to avoid "splashback"

- these pants have undergone numerous field tests and are reccomended for deuce or quad dropping and are guaranteed never to leave a poop in your boots.

coming soon - the self contained "deuce droppers pole" designed for ice fisherman who are in environments where no trees are availible to hold on to. This pole easily penetrates the ice to give the pooper a firm pole with custom grips standard - availible in several models from the "lightweight" for those kiddies out there all the way up to the "fiber lovers special" for those Lower GI tract warriors. No shanty should be without one.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/silentkiller_photo/pants.jpg


There you go...you nailed it!!:lol:

If you really want to have a little revenge, why don't you go the extra mile and provide the Deucer a toilet seat for his comfort. The revenge part will come when you put an electric trigger device with a delay of oh lets say 1 minute. After one minute it kicks out a jolt that will help him eliminate the rest of the Duece or Quad. The second timer then collapses the chair sending him down to Dueceland with a splat.:yikes: I'll help you design it if you'd like. Of course, this will be on camera. :D

[icemancometh]

The game camera has been downloaded and the famed and notoriously camera shy Enigma has been exposed. You can clearly see his prized bandoleer with empty toilet paper rolls. He must be finishing a marathon deuce dropping session seeing as his bandoller is empty and he is wearing no clothes, leading one to believe that they were all sacrificed on numerous wipes. It's a good thing he's so hairy or it would have been a cold hike back to the duecemobile.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/silentkiller_photo/chewbacca.jpg

[icemancometh]

Metro whattdaya think 110 volts or 220? I think I can get my hands on a bank of truck batteries to really build up some amperage. :evilsmile

[Enigma]

I wish you would of caught my goodside.:lol:

[metro49]

Metro whattdaya think 110 volts or 220? I think I can get my hands on a bank of truck batteries to really build up some amperage. :evilsmile

Well...I'm thinking at least 220 with a 1 second delay between pokes. Three all together ought to do the trick. He won't even have to wipe himself after he's done. Crap should fly right out of him like S##t through a tin horn. :D

[catfishtom210]

I still like the Habanero toilet paper idea but the shocking collapsing toilet and seat sounds good too! Especially if there is some ice melt on the floor!:yikes:

I also like the addition of a bank of truck batteries to the game camera surveillance system. Now if I can just get the GPS coordinates of your shanty (for stakeout purposes)! Oh and can you put a trailer hitch on the shanty too?:lol:

[answerguy8]

You are not suppose to lock an ice shanty on the Saginaw Bay, just so you know.
Mark

Are you sure about that?

[Ole Spike]

Han Solo is gonna be pissed!