yooperkenny
12-01-2006, 10:16 PM
Toivo and Lempi had just celebrated their 35th wedding anniversary, but they were having serious marital problems. Lempi convinced him that they should speak to a marriage counselor, so they made an appointment to see if they could improve their situation.
The counselor asked them what sort of problems they were having, and Lempi launched into a lengthy dialogue describing virtually every undesirable act her husband had committed over their years of marriage. She went on and on, leaving out no details ad nauseam about her husband’s significant shortcomings.
Suddenly, the counselor leapt from his chair, wrapped his arms around Lempi and planted a passionate kiss on her lips. She began to squirm and moan as he ripped open her blouse as Toivo sat and watched. Soon the two were rolling around on the office floor, the counselor giving her the devil until they reached a loud resounding climax. Lempi lie collapsed on the floor, totally exhausted with a satisfied smile on her face from their wild encounter.
The counselor rose up and exclaimed to Toivo, “Now, THAT is what your wife requires at least 3 times a week! Are you prepared to see that she gets what she needs?”
Toivo thought about it for a moment, and then replied, “Well, I’m pretty sure I can bring her in to you on Monday and Wednesday, but Fridays are going to be a problem cause I usually head out to camp!”
The counselor asked them what sort of problems they were having, and Lempi launched into a lengthy dialogue describing virtually every undesirable act her husband had committed over their years of marriage. She went on and on, leaving out no details ad nauseam about her husband’s significant shortcomings.
Suddenly, the counselor leapt from his chair, wrapped his arms around Lempi and planted a passionate kiss on her lips. She began to squirm and moan as he ripped open her blouse as Toivo sat and watched. Soon the two were rolling around on the office floor, the counselor giving her the devil until they reached a loud resounding climax. Lempi lie collapsed on the floor, totally exhausted with a satisfied smile on her face from their wild encounter.
The counselor rose up and exclaimed to Toivo, “Now, THAT is what your wife requires at least 3 times a week! Are you prepared to see that she gets what she needs?”
Toivo thought about it for a moment, and then replied, “Well, I’m pretty sure I can bring her in to you on Monday and Wednesday, but Fridays are going to be a problem cause I usually head out to camp!”