The stoned Koala

[RIVER LADY]

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a blunt.




when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,


"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"


The koala says: "Smoking a blunt, come up and have some."



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"



The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a blunt with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"




So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"