Cpt.Chaos
11-21-2006, 11:44 PM
A man awakens in a hospital bed and looks up into the eyes of his wife, "What happened he asks?" To which she tells him, "you fell on the steps to the front door when we were coming home last night from dinner, you've suffered a terrible concussion and a broken arm."
The man then thinks and says, "You were with me when I had my heart attack, you helped me up when I fell off the roof a few years back when I was re-roofing. You, were even with me in the car when that drunk ran the red light and nearly killed me, and now this"....she loving replies, "Yes dear, I've always been there with you"...."Yes you have" he says...."get the heck outta my life, you're bad luck!"
The man then thinks and says, "You were with me when I had my heart attack, you helped me up when I fell off the roof a few years back when I was re-roofing. You, were even with me in the car when that drunk ran the red light and nearly killed me, and now this"....she loving replies, "Yes dear, I've always been there with you"...."Yes you have" he says...."get the heck outta my life, you're bad luck!"