Five Surgeons

[RIVER LADY]

There's a lot of truth in this one.
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> > >Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who are the best patients to
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>>> > >operate on.
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>>> > >The first surgeon, from New York ,says, "I like to see accountants on my
>>> > >operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
>>> > >numbered."
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>>> > >The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
>>> > >electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
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>>> > >The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are
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>>> > >the
>>> > >best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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>>> > >The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
>>> > >construction workers...those guys always understand when you have
>>> > >a few parts left over."
>>> > >
>>> > >But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
>>> > >observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
>>> > >There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
>>> > >and the ***** are interchangeable."
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