eyecatcher
11-05-2006, 07:56 AM
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
MANS PERFECT BREAKFAST
He's at the table drinking pure kona coffee and eating Ham, eggs,hashbrowns and toast served by a topless super model.
He is looking at his winning lottery ticket.
His Mistress is the centerfold in Penthouse.
His wife is on the cover of Playboy.
His mother in-law in on the milk carton
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
MANS PERFECT BREAKFAST
He's at the table drinking pure kona coffee and eating Ham, eggs,hashbrowns and toast served by a topless super model.
He is looking at his winning lottery ticket.
His Mistress is the centerfold in Penthouse.
His wife is on the cover of Playboy.
His mother in-law in on the milk carton