Knight
09-12-2006, 10:51 AM
Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next
weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new
deck for the pool.."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realised that the
fourth guy has not
said a word.
So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to
be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next
weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new
deck for the pool.."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realised that the
fourth guy has not
said a word.
So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to
be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."