RIVER LADY
09-12-2006, 06:42 AM
last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
> Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be
pleasant
> And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As
it
> Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy
birthday."
>
>
> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
remember. My
> Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For
the
> Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
>
> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning,
boss,
> Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had
> Remembered.
>
>
> I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And
said,
"you
> Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday,
let's
go
> Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
>
>
> I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.
let's
> Go!" We Went To Lunch.
>
>
> But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A
little
> Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed
the
> Meal
> Tremendously.
>
>
> On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A
beautiful
> Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
>
>
> I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
>
>
> She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."
>
>
>
> After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss,
if
you
> Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be
right
> Back."
>
>
> "ok." I Nervously Replied.
>
>
> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came
out
> Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
>
>
> Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers,
all
> Singing "happy Birthday".
>
>
>
> And I Just Sat There...
>
>
>
>
> On The Couch...
>
>
>
> Naked.
> Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be
pleasant
> And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As
it
> Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy
birthday."
>
>
> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
remember. My
> Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For
the
> Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
>
> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning,
boss,
> Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had
> Remembered.
>
>
> I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And
said,
"you
> Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday,
let's
go
> Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
>
>
> I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.
let's
> Go!" We Went To Lunch.
>
>
> But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A
little
> Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed
the
> Meal
> Tremendously.
>
>
> On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A
beautiful
> Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
>
>
> I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
>
>
> She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."
>
>
>
> After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss,
if
you
> Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be
right
> Back."
>
>
> "ok." I Nervously Replied.
>
>
> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came
out
> Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
>
>
> Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers,
all
> Singing "happy Birthday".
>
>
>
> And I Just Sat There...
>
>
>
>
> On The Couch...
>
>
>
> Naked.