Violator22
09-11-2006, 06:00 PM
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by 3 naked wimmin who were all covered in baby oil, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too; I didn't know we had a choice.... "
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by 3 naked wimmin who were all covered in baby oil, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too; I didn't know we had a choice.... "