RIVER LADY
09-11-2006, 03:39 PM
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> >>During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners,
> >>asked her students the following question:
> >>
> >>"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady,
>how
> >>would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?"
> >>
> >>Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> >>
> >>The teacher responded by saying,
> >>
> >>"That would be rude and impolite."
> >>
> >>
> >>"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> >>
> >>Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
> >>
> >>I'll be right back."
> >>
> >>"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom
> >>
> >>at the dinner table."
> >>
> >>"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
> >>show us your good manners ?"
> >>
> >>Little Johnny said,
> >>
> >>
> >>"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment ?
> >>
> >>I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
>you'll
> >>get to meet after dinner."
> >>
> >>The teacher fainted !!!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners,
> >>asked her students the following question:
> >>
> >>"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady,
>how
> >>would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?"
> >>
> >>Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> >>
> >>The teacher responded by saying,
> >>
> >>"That would be rude and impolite."
> >>
> >>
> >>"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> >>
> >>Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
> >>
> >>I'll be right back."
> >>
> >>"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom
> >>
> >>at the dinner table."
> >>
> >>"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
> >>show us your good manners ?"
> >>
> >>Little Johnny said,
> >>
> >>
> >>"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment ?
> >>
> >>I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
>you'll
> >>get to meet after dinner."
> >>
> >>The teacher fainted !!!