RIVER LADY
09-11-2006, 03:32 PM
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
*And the moral of this story is:
*
*Always keep your condoms in your car.
*
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
*And the moral of this story is:
*
*Always keep your condoms in your car.
*