motcityman
09-11-2006, 02:44 PM
Just a thought for all you married guys and gals...:lol: :lol: :lol: or want to be's
7 Kinds of Sex
>
>
>The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
>you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
>face.
>
>The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
>with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
>sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
>The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
>with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
>usually have sex only in your bedroom.
>
>The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
>with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
>hallway you both say "screw you."
>
>The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
>in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
>
>The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
>your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
>everyone.
>
>And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
>Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on
7 Kinds of Sex
>
>
>The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
>you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
>face.
>
>The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
>with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
>sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
>The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
>with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
>usually have sex only in your bedroom.
>
>The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
>with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
>hallway you both say "screw you."
>
>The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
>in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
>
>The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
>your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
>everyone.
>
>And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
>Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on