RIVER LADY
09-07-2006, 02:57 PM
A LITTLE MOREA young woman in Cheboygan was so depressed that she
>>>decided to end her life by throwing herself into the
>>>Straits. She went to the Mackinaw Bridge and was about
>>>to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
>>>sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying.
>>>
>>>He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much
>>>to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if
>>>you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
>>>good care of you and bring you food every day. "
>>>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder
>>>and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me
>>>happy."
>>>
>>>The girl nodded yes. After all,what did she have to
>>>lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her
>>>life new meaning.
>>>
>>>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her
>>>in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought
>>>her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
>>>passionate love until dawn.
>>>
>>>Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
>>>was discovered by the captain.
>>>
>>>"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>>>
>>>"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
>>>explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's
>>>screwing me."
>>>
>>>"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the
>>>Mackinaw Island Ferry."
>>>
>>>decided to end her life by throwing herself into the
>>>Straits. She went to the Mackinaw Bridge and was about
>>>to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
>>>sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying.
>>>
>>>He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much
>>>to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if
>>>you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
>>>good care of you and bring you food every day. "
>>>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder
>>>and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me
>>>happy."
>>>
>>>The girl nodded yes. After all,what did she have to
>>>lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her
>>>life new meaning.
>>>
>>>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her
>>>in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought
>>>her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
>>>passionate love until dawn.
>>>
>>>Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
>>>was discovered by the captain.
>>>
>>>"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>>>
>>>"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
>>>explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's
>>>screwing me."
>>>
>>>"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the
>>>Mackinaw Island Ferry."
>>>