RIVER LADY
09-06-2006, 10:13 AM
MAN OF THE HOUSE
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled
"You Can Be The Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on,
you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
will have the kind of sex that I want.
Then, you are going to draw my bath so that I can relax. You
will wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe. Next you will
massage my feet and hands.
Then, after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my
guess."
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled
"You Can Be The Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on,
you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
will have the kind of sex that I want.
Then, you are going to draw my bath so that I can relax. You
will wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe. Next you will
massage my feet and hands.
Then, after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my
guess."