sullyxlh
05-17-2006, 09:59 AM
Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach
and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,
and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and
top hat came boiling out. He said,
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No *****?"
God Bless America
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach
and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,
and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and
top hat came boiling out. He said,
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No *****?"
God Bless America