cedarlkDJ
05-02-2006, 08:24 PM
>Kentucky Drinking Rule
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>A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
>out his pistol and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
>glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
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>An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
>into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
>pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
>don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
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>The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, downs his beer, throws his glass into
>the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and
>catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans
>and Arabs
>that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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>A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
>out his pistol and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
>glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
>
>
>An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
>into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
>pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
>don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
>
>
>The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, downs his beer, throws his glass into
>the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and
>catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans
>and Arabs
>that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."