eyecatcher
05-02-2006, 04:16 PM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter.
> "What are you doing?" She asked.
>
> "Hunting Flies" He responded.
>
> "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
>
> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
> He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
with a fly swatter.
> "What are you doing?" She asked.
>
> "Hunting Flies" He responded.
>
> "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
>
> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
> He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."