eyecatcher
04-29-2006, 08:42 AM
A little too demanding!
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
Know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
Prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal,
I expect a delicious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
Going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
Bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess.......
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
Know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
Prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal,
I expect a delicious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
Going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
Bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess.......