Backwoods-Savage
04-24-2006, 02:11 PM
After 15 years of weekend golf, a fellow finally made a hole in one. Several golfers circled around the green and applauded him as he lifted the ball from the cup. What a thrill it was for him. Afterward, he told everyone at the clubhouse at least twice how he played the shot. Finally he went home to tell his wife. “What’s a hole in one?” she asked. He explained to her that instead of hitting the ball all over the fairway, he had performed the remarkable feat of striking the ball only once, and that it had gone directly into the cup, 180 yards away. Her only comment was, “Then why didn’t you get home a little sooner?”