What have you given up?

[Backwoods-Savage]

The chairman of an employee’s committee had recently given up smoking, and he suggested that they ban cigarettes from all future meetings. His proposal was defeated by a narrow margin. Later in the meeting, the feminine members were admonished to use more discretion in the wearing of short skirts. In the silence that followed, a small voice from the back of the room said, “Guess what else he’s given up.”