Interview

[Backwoods-Savage]

A reporter was sent to interview the county’s oldest resident, aged 101. He asked the old fellow what he thought about the modern woman of today. “I’m afraid I can’t help you, sonny,” he said. “I quit thinking about women 10 years ago.”


Doctor to overweight patient: “You may eat anything you like. Here’s a list of the things you’re going to like.”


Fortune teller to man: “You will meet a beautiful girl from Women’s Liberation who will tell you to go straight to hell.”