Best Boat Names

[BAMBAM]

The 2005 Top Ten List of Most Popular Boat Names is compiled annually by the BoatU.S. Graphics & Lettering department that produces custom boat graphics. The easy-to-use online service allows boaters to get ideas from a library containing over 7400 names, custom design and preview graphics, insert stock logos, and view photos of the finished product.

The "2005 Top Ten List of Most Popular Boat Names" is as follows:
1) Seas The Day
2) Aquaholic
3) Island Time
4) Dragonfly
5) Pura Vida
6) Encore
7) Black Pearl
8) Destiny
9) Serenity Now
10) License to Chill

My Question to you....what is the most clever name for a boat that you have seen?:cool:

[seips]

MASTERBAITER!!!! laughed about that one for awhile.

[live2fishdjs]

Trippin' Dipsies gets my vote.

[fishonbb]

RUMBLEFISH

[RichP]

someone on this site (I forget who) has a little yellow boat called the "short bus" I always that that was funny.

Fishsean is another good one, assuming your name is Sean :lol:

[DangerDan]

Liquid Asset

[Burksee]

My buddy's boat is called "On The Job", if you call on a nice day, during the day and ask were he's at you hear "on the job"!

Another one I saw that was kinda cute was: "Wife's Alimony"

[FIJI]

"F U J I M O"

stand for

F_____ You Julie I'm MOVING OUT !



Isnt divorce great !!!!

[Mr Jinx]

My buddy calls his little sea nymph "Don't Sink II".

I asked what happened to the First. He said "don't ask".:lol:

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

I'm gald to see none of those cold water SILVER fish guys are fishing for a vote. :lol: :mischeif:

[JJ Mac]

Sandy Bottom

[Far Beyond Driven]

Fillet Show

Catchin' He11

Mine's Twilight Zone. Fish on it long enough, you won't have to ask.

FBD, Holland, MI

[jimbobway]

I had alot of fun aboard my buddy's boat "REEL HARD" a few years back up in Ludington and Oscoda .

[fish eater]

Chasin' Tail.:)

[Due51]

Duerr's In Water

(it's a play on the Whiskey drink, Dewars and Water) GET IT!?!?!?!?!?

[Fishcapades]

Fishcapades....... Hense my name....

Dad's boat... The Dog House....When there's no other place to go.

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

Fishcapades....... Hense my name....



We can vote for ourselves?:bouncy:

[Bass Whore]

My friends bassboat is BASS WHORE

[Ed Michrina]

THE LANIRU back-wards for URINAL:lol:

I may switch the name of my boat. Those darn girls fill it quicker than I can empty it.

[Fishcapades]

We can vote for ourselves?:bouncy:


Sure why not?:coolgleam

[huntmichigan]

i named my boston whaler REEL FUN

[just me]

My friend is a Union Steward and he is thinking of naming his "Union Business" So if he gets a call from work, he can tell them he's on Union Business.
Good for a try......a few times :)

I'm still not sure what to call mine yet.

[wally-eye]

WET SPOT..

[RGROSE]

ball's hanging low always makes me laugh:lol:

[travis25]

naming it "wallhanger"

[East Shore Jon]

Draggin Ballz...get it?

[Raf]

my boat's name is "bite me"

[raisinrat]

My Kids College Fund.....that was a good one..lol my dad likes that one

[doughman]

My friends boat is by far the best name yet but the coast guard don't like it they have pulled us over numerous times

"AQUAHOLIC"

[salmonslammer]

There was a 42 Donzi on LSC a couple of years ago.... appropriately named,


CATNIP :evil:


That seems about right!!!!:lol:

[slayer]

The Happy Hooker "caught" my eye :coolgleam

[Snocross418]

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/550/medium/P1010047.JPG

[booktens]

A friend had an old leaky wooden boat on the Grand River and called it: Cirrhosis of the River. Needless to say a lot of Barley pops were consumed on that boat.

[The Whale]

Seeing how we can vote for ourselves......"Obsession". :D :fish2:

[Connor4501]

My brother once had a boat he called "Poetry in Motion", but the one that gets my vote is one down in my Wyandotte Marina called "Filthy Oar"...:D

[skulldugary]

An old Chris Craft named "Morning Wood"

[trouttime]

someone on this site (I forget who) has a little yellow boat called the "short bus" I always that that was funny.

Fishsean is another good one, assuming your name is Sean :lol:

"Fish Sean"....yup my name is Sean, Thanks again to Kevin for that one!!

Morning Wood LMAO!!! :lol:

[RSGS]

Mine is Robyn-Me-Blind after the wife.

[Sin_X]

Seen a few called ForePlay, my old boat was Bite Me.

[riverboy]

"stugots"

[William H Bonney]

Some of these are great,, Filthy Oar, Cirhosis of the River,, Short Bus. I saw one the other day, not real funny but neat, it was Simply Erie-sistable. Nice boat too.

[Duke]

"Smells Musky" (anybody know who owns this boat???)

"MuskelLund"

My little boat doesn't reallly have a name, but if it did my boat will always be called "Must be Muskies"

[GRUNDY]

100% E-fish-n-sea, or Beaver trap.

[MarshEO1973]

Mine is called "piece of crappie" thoght it was unique.

[GOTCHA]

My boat's name is Gotcha, Next boat will be called " OFF THE HOOK " What do you think ?

[PWood]

The first boat I owned was a small, fiberglass 16 footer named

The Dip Ship

After a couple of weekend trips on Lake St. Clair I understood why.

[bigrackmack]

Peir Pressure, Sea Nymp-o

[BAMBAM]

When I was a very little boy, my Dad had a 14 ft Starcraft with a 1950 vintage 5.5 HP Evinrude on it. When he went "wide open", I thought that we were FLYING! Probably we were going 6 MPH! Nonetheless, whenever he opened it up, we would sing the theme song from the Underdog cartoon. You know..."Speed of Lightning, Roar of Thunder...". So, I vowed that if I ever owned my own boat it would be called Speed of Lightning. Even though it is a 20 ft Lund with a 150 Optimax and probably does not ever exceed 35 MPH..that is what my boat is called. If you see the black Lund named Speed of Lightning...that is me...and that is why.

[Eco]

My buddys boat is named " Fishy Whipped" and gets a bunch of laughs:yikes: The 2005 Top Ten List of Most Popular Boat Names is compiled annually by the BoatU.S. Graphics & Lettering department that produces custom boat graphics. The easy-to-use online service allows boaters to get ideas from a library containing over 7400 names, custom design and preview graphics, insert stock logos, and view photos of the finished product.

The "2005 Top Ten List of Most Popular Boat Names" is as follows:
1) Seas The Day
2) Aquaholic
3) Island Time
4) Dragonfly
5) Pura Vida
6) Encore
7) Black Pearl
8) Destiny
9) Serenity Now
10) License to Chill

My Question to you....what is the most clever name for a boat that you have seen?:cool:

[lil daddy]

Float-n-alone
Double DD,s

[Young Steve]

My Uncle's boat is named "Fish Dix"

Saw a big ol' cruiser named: A "Loan" Again!

Thought to myself: "Self,.......How true"!!

[toothycritter]

my cousin and i were drivin through harbor beach and we saw a boat that was called dragon ballz. He had to pull over so he did not crash into something he was laughing so hard.

[Andge]

New a guy with a boat named Crack of Dawn, Of course his wifes name was Dawn. And She loved it. Huh. I was thinking of naming mine the The Luna Sea. What do You think?

[MrBluegill]

i once saw a boat with the name Peace-o- SH**

[baitwell]

Chicken Ship

[CASEY G]

My boats name is "Divorce Instagator" :)

[pdkpotocki]

My friends boat was call ALL A LOAN

[Fishcapades]

My buddys 42' Sonic is properly named Liquid Sensation.

[happyhooker2]

The 2005 Top Ten List of Most Popular Boat Names is compiled annually by the BoatU.S. Graphics & Lettering department that produces custom boat graphics. The easy-to-use online service allows boaters to get ideas from a library containing over 7400 names, custom design and preview graphics, insert stock logos, and view photos of the finished product.

The "2005 Top Ten List of Most Popular Boat Names" is as follows:
1) Seas The Day
2) Aquaholic
3) Island Time
4) Dragonfly
5) Pura Vida
6) Encore
7) Black Pearl
8) Destiny
9) Serenity Now
10) License to Chill

My Question to you....what is the most clever name for a boat that you have seen?:cool:"Weekend Girlfriend"
"the Gas Man"(you know why)(he had a fish jumping out of a toliet seat on the back of the boat)
My Boats names is the "Happy Hooker 2"
My duck boats name is the "Flight Bird"

[Priority1]

My boat name is Priority1.
My vote is for WET DREAM.:)

[moonphase]

"SLIPPERY WHEN WET":coolgleam

[brad arnett]

My boat is about to be the "Horny Piranha"

Here are what is going on the sides;)

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/brdeano/hornypiranah.jpg

[Muddpuppy]

"The Bearded Clam"

[JJ Mac]

A salmon boat named "Spoontang"

[adam bomb]

i saw a 58 ft. viking in oscoda called "donald duck"

the charter i worked on was "summer remedy"

[Globalgills]

Medusa's New Hairdoo

[chamookman]

Mines - SNOWFIRE (white Lund Pro-V w/175 Opti). A buddys boat is called ATAXIA - If You are Ataxic, You have lost Your motor skills due to alcohol, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm:lol: ! Bob

[Hunt4Ever]

I wanted to name mine "Tracie's Diamond Earings" but Tracie didn't see the humor in it.

She liked "Fish Finder" better.

[Big_P]

Picking up my boat in less than a month. I named her in tribute to Chris Farley......"FAT GUY IN A LIL' BOAT.":lol: :lol:
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/8219/pd3fx.jpg

[King Crawler]

The Ugly Habit

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

I sticking with my own "Hi Ho Silver" but there's a boat out of Sanilac named "Stromy Chinook" that would get my vote.

[MI_STEELHEAD]

spoontang....lmoa. That's #1.

I liked the story on this one....I met a guy on Huron who had a boat called "3 Hands Up". I asked him what it meant...he said, he was driving around with his wife and thier 2 kids....he posed the question....who wants to get a boat. 3 hands went up (you can guess who didn't put her's up). Hence the name. I thought it was funny.

[thedude]

my duck boat is named the "pale horse"
my river/jet boat is called "river b!tch"
didn't name the bass boat.

[fishonbb]

Some of these names are great, almost laughed my beer through my nose. Spoontang:lol:

[fishineddie]

Picking up my boat in less than a month. I named her in tribute to Chris Farley......"FAT GUY IN A LIL' BOAT.":lol: :lol:
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/8219/pd3fx.jpgQUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR DINGHY!!!!! i love that movie...

[fish-on]

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/531/medium/boating_2005_057.jpg

[quackassassin]

A friend of mine once had a boat called "Wet Dreams". I use my boat alot for duck hunting hence the name "Fowl Play".

[fish patroll]

i really like the name of a certain trolling charter boat that i know ;) called the "Fish PaTroLL" www.fishpatroll.com :)

[DangerDan]

Saw the name "Sofa King Broke" Thought that was original...

My boats name: Zero Balance... The wife came up with the name, having to do with my spending habits & fishing. I really don't know why shy feels this way. :rolleyes:

[William H Bonney]

SS Stabbin' ,,,,, ever have a stabbin' dog?

[flatsman]

We named our duck hunting pontoon the
POON TOON

[jimbobway]

My 16 ft Meyers is Jimbobway . If I keep my Blue Finn it will be called the BLOOD VESSEL since I'm in the Lab business. Spoontang gets my vote .

[outdoor addict]

small boat is named BIG DADDY's DINGY

[flyingfish]

Lots of good ones! LMAO when I saw SPOONTANG ...
That gets my vote :D

[Dedge]

I have to go w/spoontang for number one. But I think 3 hands up as a close second and the most clever.

My first boat was a 68 sea king that I lovingly called "The Duct Avenger", due to it being old and always needing to be worked on. I still have the boat but it is not really seaworthy right now. If I pick up the boat I am looking at I think I am going to have to go with "Fish Whisperer".

I always thought "The Mistress" would be a fitting name too.

Later,
Dan

[Ed Michrina]

QUOTE: I always thought "The Mistress" would be a fitting name too.:QUOTE

Great Idea then the next year you'll have to change it to the "DOGHOUSE"

[Tru-N-Sea]

My family had a few friends that fished out of Manistee quite a few years ago..they had some origional names...

Mastercharge
Day Break
Dew Drop
Harbor Hugger
Reel Thing

Since our last name is Kirk, my father named his boat Enterprise. Mine, on the other hand, since I'm frequently abesent from work to be on the water is Tru-N-Sea.


Captn---

[Can't Touch This]

We were trying to come up with names for my bros boat, and i thought "Anchor man" was the best, we were actually trying to come up with quotes from the movies.

[mkroulik]

I was gonna name my boat "serenity now" until I saw it was #9 on that list. Now I'm not so sure.

Mike

[SPITFIRE]

mine is called SNAPPER TRAPPER

[mkroulik]

I can't believe no one on this site has suggested the name "The Perch Milker"

Mike

[Dedge]

I can't believe no one on this site has suggested the name "The Perch Milker"

Mike

Yeah, no kidding. LOL

Dan

[Sky_Carp_Killer]

"MORNING WOOD" gets my vote..

[Burksee]

An old Chris Craft named "Morning Wood"Along those lines, saw an old Chris Craft name "Fleet Wood Mac" :)

[FrankIll]

I had som friends name there boat "Rick-a-Dee" For there names. We are debating on two names for our boat. "Ill Winds" or "WE-B-Ill-N"

[Ed Michrina]

"Ill Winds----------sounds like a sail boat:xzicon_sm

[Ed Michrina]

My boat name is AWOL.

All summer at work, my bosses repeat is Michrina AWOL again:rolleyes: Name stuck.

[tightlinetony]

My boat is "The hooker 2" But morning wood gets my vote

[SpecialK]

I have a Rivermaster drift boat that I named "The Tank!"

[PA Papa's Toy II]

Mine is Papa's Toy 2. :yikes: My father-in-law used to fish the Detroit River all the time for eyes. His boat was a 1963, 16 foot Starcraft with a hard Blue Top. Two year's ago, finally got it running and put the name on as Papa Toy 2 as I am the Second Papa to Play with it.

You should have seen some of the stares from the Coast Guard when they used to do the safety inspections... I asked, "Never mind when you were born, How about when YOUR father was born" to see how close it was to 1963. :lol: It is in storage for now but will hit the water's again.
Papa Toy 2 (Jim)

[RJF]

How about TOONED OUT for our Pontoon boat?

[skulldugary]

My boats name is..Hook,Line and Stinker and my brother in laws is...Scales and Tales...

[fowl assasination]

Buddy of mine "Wasted Daze"

[waterfoul]

My big boat (GM 454, thru transom exhaust) is called "Waterfoul"

My little Glastron, 14' with a 50 merc is called "Just A Little Foul"

[waterfoul]

How about TOONED OUT for our Pontoon boat?

Put a big stereo in it and call it "Tuned Out"

[Rodbuster]

An old family friend used to get very sea sick if he didn't where a motion sick patch behind his ear. He loved salmon fishing and owned a 26' Sea Ray Amberjack named SIR BARF ALOT !!!

Good luck, Steve

[silverfoxx129]

Money Pit

[Dedge]

Money Pit

Ain't that the truth. A wise man once said, "A boat is nothing more than a hole in the water that you throw money into."


Dan

[leprechaun II]

I didnt see anyone mention "BULLSHIP". It seems like I saw that name on a medium size fishing boat at Michigan City

[mkroulik]

I was gonna name mine "the octopus" but I didn't want it to get confused with this other boat....:lol: :lol:

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2005/05/paul_allens_oct.html


mike

[Adam Peterson]

I seen a boat named "brians dream" I think he got a new boat i dont know if its still the same name or not.

[Southend517]

"prenup"

[ahasiec]

Double meaning for us, crazy Pollacks and crazy rods...therefore

Crazy'Poles

[phisherphil]

KNOT right NOW

gets used alot around the house.

[HeavyF150]

Well you guys got me thinking, I've never really named my boat. I used to call it the "Marshrat" when it was painted camo, but I never really applied a name to her. I've been out in the garage tonight, and I'm in the middle of repainting her for some river fishing. I think I finally came up with something worthy of the craft she is.
:fish: "Personal Business" :fish:
At work when we're not sick and not on vacation, it's the next best thing.

[javelin]

Bass Assassin

[fowl assasination]

texas troller

[Raf]

i just thought of this, if i had a big cruiser i would call it
"show me you T!ts":evil: :lol:

[tangleknot]

Some of the names have had me really laughing.:D

someone on this site (I forget who) has a little yellow boat called the "short bus" I always that that was funny.


:whistle: Umm, I guess I will own up to that one. It is such an appropriate name for many reasons. Here's a pic before the extreme makeover. Can you blame us? ;)

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/550/medium/DSCF0098.JPG

[Undertow]

My buddy's boat is called "miss kitty" its the catfishin boat,

[Trippin' Dipsies]

Always liked:
1) Stormy Chinook
2) Fishwhore
3) Dragon Ballz
4) Morning Wood

[waterfoul]

There is a large cruiser in a slip in Grand Haven, Barrett's Marina I think... it's name is

Berth Control

We chuckle every time we pass it.

[twohand]

My buddys boat that we fish out of is called "fishy fingers"

[squidkid]

my boat name: nuttin' in the box

[Riffle]

On my Tracker:

" 8 nemo II "

Which originally came from my hunting truck plate " 8 BAMBI 2 " - that was always fun when i had just filled my doe permit and strapped her on top.

Don't get upset, I Kn0wU812

[swampbuck]

The airboat we use is called ...BLOW JOB!!

[Phil Lay]

With three kids named David, Karla & Rick, we called our second boat "Dakari 2".

[CHUCK n BUCK]

my dads old boat out of Ludington...."Live Wire"

[morefuninajeep]

I have a 14' sea nymph and Im going to name it "Busch Luvr" since sure do drink alot of it

[greeneman5]

On the kzoo river in saugatuck there is a big 50' or 60' boat named "Boat". at the time it was pretty funny, but doasnt really compare to filthy oar!!!

[waterfoul]

On the kzoo river in saugatuck there is a big 50' or 60' boat named "Boat". at the time it was pretty funny, but doasnt really compare to filthy oar!!!

That Boat is available for charter by the way. My company used to use it for team outings... years ago when that kind of thing was still permitted.

[Gillgitter]

I almost bought a Bass Cat............ i was going to name it the Cats Sass.

[automan4025]

kingfisher

[Granix69]

Mine is called " WET DREAM "

:D

[Tapfoot]

My 17' center council proline will be called 447. Its just some numbers my son would shout before he learned to count. When he was about 2 or 3 years old he would shout 4...4...7! and run into our arms.

See ya on Saginaw Bay.

[newzealander]

a mates boat over here in new zealand http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/17pics/RP.jpg

[Jigawhat]

My buddy, Matt D., has named his boat:
D's Knots

Always a good laugh, when someone hops aboard, D's Knots. :lol:

[gman]

being in telecom my boat is "dialed in"

[lostinthebush21]

my buddy phil has a little 14 foot speed boat he nemed it "phil's little dingy"
my boat is called "Chillin' da most"

[Krull]

My buddy's Dad's boat is named "Hot, Sweet and Sticky"

[fish patroll]

my buddy phil has a little 14 foot speed boat he nemed it "phil's little dingy"
my boat is called "Chillin' da most"
is this boat docked in manistee?

[jpollman]

There's a real small (12 or 14' I think) pontoon over on Black Creek near Metro. I see it every time I go over there. It's called "No Fat Chicks" :)
I laugh every time I see it.

A little bit different but along the same lines. There's a dog grooming shop over on Rochester Road in Clawson. I drove by one time and saw the sign and had to do a double take. It's called "Doggy Style". That was just too funny !

[jakeo]

First boat was="Wire Nuts"
Then="LITE DUTY"
Then "LICK R BOX"
Then "TJ HOOKER"
I really love "MORNING WOOD".


"LICK R BOX" was a boat that NO law enforcement officer could pass by!

[gsepan]

i saw a 58 ft. viking in oscoda called "donald duck"

the charter i worked on was "summer remedy"


I think I saw that boat at compass pointe marina in fairhaven. What a tank she is!!! I think they store it there for the winter.

[dukslayer]

:lol: My uncle had a beautiful old chris-craft that he named SEX-SEA:evilsmile

[GoneFishin]

My family had a few friends that fished out of Manistee quite a few years ago..they had some origional names...

Mastercharge
Day Break
Dew Drop
Harbor Hugger
Reel Thing

Since our last name is Kirk, my father named his boat Enterprise. Mine, on the other hand, since I'm frequently abesent from work to be on the water is Tru-N-Sea.


Captn---

Fished on "Master Charge I" and "Master Charge II" as well as with Captain Kirk on the "Enterprise". :lol: :lol: Used to work with both of 'em, Captain Kirk and I rode to work together for a few years.

You young fella used to play with my kids. :)

Named my duckin' boat "Quack-Attack" and my fishin' boat "Eye-Doctor".

[just ducky]

Years ago a friend bought a used boat up north with the name "Sea Hunt" on it, which was probably after the old Lloyd Bridges tv show. Well he got an idea one day and removed the "H", leaving just "Sea unt"...:evilsmile Keep saying that quickly until you get the punchline here....he said he was towing it on the freeway shortly after that, and several cars about ran off the road laughing as they passed him. I thought it was clever....

[Big_P]

Hey I'm excited about this so, bare with me. I was going to name my new boat "Fat guy in a little boat" in tribute to Farley but, decided that name was pretty long for a boat especially a 14 footer so, I was in waiting for a name to come to me.....AND IT DID while I was fishing last night!! I'm a musician at heart so, I found it only fitting to name her.....DOCK N' ROLL!!!:lol:

[SKUNK]

A friend used to have a beautiful old wooden C-Craft called Major Woody.
Hey Tom I still think M.I.L.F.................Man I Love Fishin'

[Herb@BBT]

"Costa Lotta" and "34 Sea Cup" have been two of my favoirites.....

[THE BAIT SHOP GUY]

I named my rig "MY FIX."

I have a serious case of "Fishin' Addiction" and she gives me me what I need, when I need it.

[bucketmouthhauler]

how about B.Y.F.B.O. ?

[wonder why]

my uncles boat is named why work. my boat is named wonder why. hence the name.