"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"

[TrailFndr]

This one is for all of you who:

a) have kids

b) had kids

c) was a kid

d) know a kid!



As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said...."Daddy look at this," and
stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

[seips]

oh man I feel for ya. That is great. lmao

[dtg]

I actually had something similar happen to me with my 3 yr old. We were at the Dr's getting her checked out and while we were waiting to pay the front desk, I noticed a big hard booger in her nostril. She hates it, when I use my fingernail to scrape them out. So I go to use my pinky nail and she turned her head the first time. The second time, I know I had some movement, but then it disappeared. I asked her "where did it go", I looked on her coat and it wasn't there, I figured it flew onto the floor. Then she leans into me, lips pursed together looking for a kiss, so I kiss her. As I backed away, I felt something small and hard just, right where my lips come together. As I put two and two together I started freaking out and spit the booger out on the floor. Meanwhile, my daughter is laughing her butt off.

Back when she was a baby, she was lactose intollerant. As she was getting older, she grew out of it. Well, just aroound the time when she was growing out of it, yet still an infant. I tried to mix a little formula with some of Mom's breast milk. After she finished her bottle, I started moving her up from my waist to above my head, in a pivoting motion that she really liked. I did this about 4 times and as I was saying look at my big girl and as she was above my head, she spewed the freshly downed milk/formula concoction right into my mouth. Of course her mouth was laughing out of control and I sped into the bathroom to clean my mouth out. After she got done laughing she asked me how'd that taste, I replied rather sweet, thank you, but I won't be drinking it again any time soon.

Gotta love them!!!!!