Backwoods-Savage
02-11-2006, 11:36 AM
A fellow once dropped his wallet in a river. Carp, trying to eat it, only succeeded in bouncing it around from fish to fish...thereby creating the first carp-to-carp walleting.
What’s the difference between snot and cauliflower? Kids won’t eat cauliflower.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with a very large...
It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the U.S. in it’s war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets. However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, 2 Mounties and a flying squirrel.
What’s the difference between snot and cauliflower? Kids won’t eat cauliflower.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with a very large...
It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the U.S. in it’s war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets. However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, 2 Mounties and a flying squirrel.