Backwoods-Savage
02-11-2006, 11:32 AM
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the man, “I need a urine sample, and a stool sample.” The man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, “What’s he want?” His wife yells back, “He wants your underwear.”
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It’s for my husband,” she tells the clerk. Did he tell you what caliber to get?” asked the clerk.” “Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn’t even know that I am going to shoot him!”
An exhausted deer hunter out in the wilderness stumbled across another hunter. “Am I ever glad to see you!” said the deer hunter. “I’ve been lost for 3 days.” “Don’t get too excited,” the other hunter replied. “I’ve been lost for 3 weeks.”
Two vultures board an airplane, each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Question - why is it that Beer Nuts are a $1.50 and Deer Nuts are under a buck?
First man: why do you go deer hunting without bullets? Second man: Because it is cheaper and the results are the same.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It’s for my husband,” she tells the clerk. Did he tell you what caliber to get?” asked the clerk.” “Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn’t even know that I am going to shoot him!”
An exhausted deer hunter out in the wilderness stumbled across another hunter. “Am I ever glad to see you!” said the deer hunter. “I’ve been lost for 3 days.” “Don’t get too excited,” the other hunter replied. “I’ve been lost for 3 weeks.”
Two vultures board an airplane, each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Question - why is it that Beer Nuts are a $1.50 and Deer Nuts are under a buck?
First man: why do you go deer hunting without bullets? Second man: Because it is cheaper and the results are the same.