Irish Boy In Confession

[Jigawhat]

>IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION
>
>"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
>
>The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?"
>
>"Yes, Father, it is."
>
>"And, who was the woman you were with?"
>
>"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
>reputation."
>
>"Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so
>you may as
>well tell me! now. "< BR>>
>Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
>
>"I cannot say."
>
>"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>
>"I'll never tell."
>
>"Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"
>
>"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
>
>"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"
>
>"My lips are sealed."
>
>"Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"
>
>"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
>The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy
>Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must
>
>atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with
>you
>
>now."
>
>Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
>"What'd you get?"
>
>"Three month's vacation and five good leads