Consuming of ALCOHOL

[Ranger Ray]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke.

New liquor warning labels: Be sure to read them all!!!!!
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass
kicked.

[Burksee]

*Side Note: Woman wishing to become pregnant or nurse are urged to use Tequila®!!!! :yikes: :lol: :evilsmile

[Gillgitter]

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass
kicked.

Took me from age 18 to age 21 to figure that out on my own :yikes: :lol:

[Backwoods-Savage]

Much, much truth in the above! Very good Ray.

[dtg]

Give it a few years and you'll probably see those warnings on the side of the bottle of your favorite libation.

I forgot to add Tequilla may cause you to find yourself upside down, staring at an unfamiliar toilet, in an unfamiliar apartment, in an unfamiliar apartment complex in an unfamiliar city surrounded by unfamiliar people in much of the same condition, while wearing the red plastic sombrero from the "cheap: stuff you had to drink after the Monte Alban got polished off.

Once you throw up after drinking Tequilla, you may never drink it or even so much as smell it ever again!!!!

[GVSUKUSH]

VERY true!:lol: