thumbgoodfisherman
01-31-2006, 07:44 AM
*CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work
today,
I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no
come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and
I feel great. I be at work soon.......You got nice house....*
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work
today,
I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no
come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and
I feel great. I be at work soon.......You got nice house....*