severus
01-29-2006, 07:49 PM
A guy meets a girl at a party and gets invited back for a coffee.
Later, in the sitting room, drinking coffee, trying to make small talk, he realizes he needs to go to the bathroom.
"Er, I need to go to the bathroom...".
"Shoot!", she replies, "the only bathroom is upstairs and my parents are also up there asleep.
I don't want you to wake them - you'll have to use the kitchen sink!"
A couple of minutes later, he pops his head around the door; "Any paper?"
Later, in the sitting room, drinking coffee, trying to make small talk, he realizes he needs to go to the bathroom.
"Er, I need to go to the bathroom...".
"Shoot!", she replies, "the only bathroom is upstairs and my parents are also up there asleep.
I don't want you to wake them - you'll have to use the kitchen sink!"
A couple of minutes later, he pops his head around the door; "Any paper?"