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ccavacini
01-26-2006, 11:55 AM
President Bush wanted to use a local church for a photo op. Bush's
advance person said to the pastor, "We will make a $10,000 contribution to
your church if, during your introduction of the President, you say he is a
saint." The pastor agreed to do so and accepted the $10,000 contribution.

When the pastor introduced the President before a nationally televised
audience, the pastor said, "George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite
and nitwit. He stole the 2000 election. He has polarized the country. He
has politicized science. He lied about his military record. He invaded a
country for oil and had the gall to land on an aircraft carrier and pose
before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He continues to blur the
line between church and state. Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his
administration. He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever personally
known. But, compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."