Outsourcing Torture

[frenchriver1]

Class, in Civics today we shall discuss the recent strong evidence that the Bush Administration has outsourced torture. Choose the answer below you believe to be correct, and be prepared to defend your choice.

1. US torturers are not as good as foreign torturers.

2. The US Has to save money some how, and since industry outsources, why not the government?

3. Carl said it was a good idea.

4. The administration thought it could get way with it.

Any other possible answers, class?

[PencilPlugger]

It's the liberal media's fault! ;)

[Ranger Ray]

Life is good! Sucks to be a terrorist.

[frenchriver1]

If the media didn't report such "bad" stuff, then the administration could get away with just about anything...

[trouttime]

The liberals posting on Michigan-Sportsman political forum is ALL the torture the US. needs!! :evilsmile :lol:

[dtg]

I picked#5, they're terrorists, screw them!!!! If anyone is okay with beheading and blowing up people in the civilian sector, then they must be okay with a little bit of the torture treatment for themselves!!! The terrorists don't get nervous when they are in front of our interigators, but bring in a Saudi and they crap themselves. Sounds good to me. Since we aren't "allowed" to do any real torture, well, the Saudi's seem to be pretty good with it and more than happy to oblige.

[frenchriver1]

I picked#5, they're terrorists, screw them!!!!
Whoa, then why bother with the torturing, judge and jury? Just shoot them down.

Funny, I thought at least one thing that separated us from the terrorists is that we are supposed to operate under the rule of law, and they operate without regard for the laws...

[dtg]

You can't just shoot them without trying to get some information that could be life saving for our troops first. What are you thinking man?:evil:

[Jackster1]

You left out the option: Spray 'em with pig juice and be done with it! :evilsmile

[yooperkenny]

This is profoundly not funny for a comedy forum

[Gilbey]

Heck, I've got a spare corner in my basement, can I help?

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

We don't need to outsource torture. Down in Git-mo they had the terrorists hand cuffed to their cell while a hot little blonde danced in their face wearing nothing but a pair of thong panties... How much worse can it get? :D