Backwoods-Savage
01-21-2006, 05:41 PM
I was wrong when I said you weren’t fit to eat with pigs.
I’m sorry. I was wrong when I said your photos weren’t worth blowing up.
I’m sorry. I was wrong when I was critical of the recent performance of your new trombone concerto. I can truly say I’ve never heard anything like it.
I’m sorry, it was cruel of me to say you are totally brainless.
I didn’t mean to interupt. I hadn’t realized you were saying anything.
I regret calling you a halfwit, but in the heat of the argument I tend to exaggerate.
I’m sorry. I didn’t seem to be listening to you. I was thinking about something interesting.
I’m sorry I offended your family. When I said your late sister was the stupidest person in this town, I regret I did not give due consideration to her surviving relatives.
I’m sorry. I was wrong when I said your photos weren’t worth blowing up.
I’m sorry. I was wrong when I was critical of the recent performance of your new trombone concerto. I can truly say I’ve never heard anything like it.
I’m sorry, it was cruel of me to say you are totally brainless.
I didn’t mean to interupt. I hadn’t realized you were saying anything.
I regret calling you a halfwit, but in the heat of the argument I tend to exaggerate.
I’m sorry. I didn’t seem to be listening to you. I was thinking about something interesting.
I’m sorry I offended your family. When I said your late sister was the stupidest person in this town, I regret I did not give due consideration to her surviving relatives.