Female Rancher

[Bluegill Bob]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and was determined to keep
the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to
place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay
and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day
and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked,
and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow
said to
the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks
great.You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday
night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock,
and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering
the room he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.


"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the
fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes
into town again, you're fired."