Backwoods-Savage
11-18-2005, 01:35 PM
Warning Signs that You are Broke
You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking several deep breaths outside your favorite restaurant.
You’ve rolled so many pennies you’re formed a psychic bond with Abraham Lincoln.
Long distance companies quit calling to get you to switch.
You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
You rob Peter and then turn around and rob Paul too.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
You give blood every day, just for the orange juice and cookie.
McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it.”
You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking several deep breaths outside your favorite restaurant.
You’ve rolled so many pennies you’re formed a psychic bond with Abraham Lincoln.
Long distance companies quit calling to get you to switch.
You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
You rob Peter and then turn around and rob Paul too.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
You give blood every day, just for the orange juice and cookie.
McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it.”