Quotable quotes:

[waterfoul]

"Women say that gray hair is distinguishing. That's true. That's how they distinguish who to sleep with.

"It's called a plasma TV because you have to sell you own blood to afford one."

In your 20's you're 'single.' When you're in your 30's you're just 'alone.'

Anyone got any more they'd like to add??????

[schopie4]

If you don't know where to start, go back to the beginning

[hunting man]

Two 20 year old men living together are called roommates.

Two 40 year old men living together are called a couple queers

[Fishndude]

Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get you.

[waterfoul]

I am not a schitzofrenic.... are we??

[ccavacini]

I'd give both arms to be ambidexterous

[kitchue]

Its not what you fling, its the fling itself.

Floresent lights dim the soul.

[Connor4501]

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure...

[Bluegill Bob]

I am going to join procrastinators anonymous but not yet, maybe later.

[Ranger Ray]

Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back.

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

[DaveW731]

I just don't care about apathy...........

[waterfoul]

"I saw the hottest woman ever wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey. I thought that was awesome, a hot chick that likes failure."

[waterfoul]

And one for all of you who, like me, get stuck in boring meetings from time to time:

"Oh good, a Power Point presentation. That means you've taken your stupidity and put it on the wall."

[explodingvarmints]

make welfare as hard to get as a building permit!

my parents said i could be anything i wanted to be when i grew up.......................... so i became an @$$hole.

[waterfoul]

I vote you to have one of the best screen names! explodingvarmints... that's great!

[outfishin_]

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

[waterfoul]

Directions to Columbus:

South till you smell it
East till you step in it


Go Blue!!

[Outdoorzman]

From Married with children when Peggy comes home from a trip:
Peggy:"Did you miss me Al?"
Al: "With every shot so far.........."

[STEINFISHSKI]

I used to have handle on life...but it broke.

They say that travel broadens the mind...til you can't get your head out of doors.

[dtg]

Wherever you go, there you are!!!--Buckaroo Bonzai

[Steven Arend]

When all is said and done, nothing is done or said.

Steve