Don't mess with old people!

[waterfoul]

An older gentleman was in the hospital for a lengthy stay. There was one young nurese that absolutely drove him NUTS!! She would come into his room and talk to him like he was a little child... "so how are we today? Do we need to go to the bathroom?" Every time she came in his room it was like this. He decided he would get even with her. One day his lunch came with a cup of apple juice. At the same time the young nurse came in and asked for a urine sample... so being the cranky old man needing revenge that he was, he took the apple juice and poured it into the sample cup! When the young nurse came back for the sample she looked at it and said, "my, we're a bit cloudy today aren't we?" The old man took the cup, looked at the young nurse and said "well let's see if we can filter it a little clearer the second time thru" and promptly swallowed down the contents...

The young nurse fainted to the floor, and the old man laughed and let out a big ole fart.

Moral of the story?

Don't mess with old people!!!